Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Have I waited too long 2CU?







Hey, I know what you're thinking, it's been a week and I haven't degraded myself or made fun of anything or talked about Joe Jonas, but my blogging has been regulated, and suddenly I have nothing to say. I guess it's the punk inside of me rebelling against authority.


My Brain: boysboysboysboys.

Last Thursday was the strangest day for boy behavior, but don't worry, I figured it out. There was a full moon on Friday. Apparently, boys are like dogs and get really weird around full moons. It's whatever. I have the giggles.


Believe it or not I do yoga. I enjoy the pain of a twist and I love pushing myself stubborn so I won't give up no matter how much my body shakes and I begin to sweat. I did yoga in my high school gym class as a sophomore and people were amazed at how well I could bend and twist, but it was normal for me. I was a crazy cheerleader in my past, so bending my body wasn't unfamiliar to me. I excelled in class, even lost some much needed weight, up until I hurt my knee and practically failed gym. But I started yoga again last spring semester and it has been amazing. Every Tuesday at 10 when I walk out of that dance studio I feel like the LIttle Mermaid when she first gets her legs. Today, with it's fall-like weather, reminded me of my favorite feeling included in yoga. When I started yoga again in January it was obviously cold outside, so I would fall out of bed at 8 AM and bundle up in my sweats and walk to the studio shivering. Once that studio door closes the room gets STUFFY really quick. Sure, we could open the windows but then the city noises aren't muffled anymore. When I roll out of corpse, ohm, and nameste and walk back outside - that cold air is the best feeling on my cheeks. I would walk out in the middle of freezing February without a jacket. The cold wind flushing my cheeks out and giving my arms and legs goosebumps was a reward for my yoga practice - I didn't give up today. This morning, I felt that. My body shook, I relaxed my jaw, I stayed calm, and I made it to the end. "Finding the place between comfort and effort." Feeling the fall breeze on my face with my hair flying back and whipping in the wind, it reminded me why I wake up at 8 in the morning to go to yoga.


On Sunday I started my new job - holy shit. I was tired and worn out but still excited. I'm not nervous or confused, but I don't know what's going on. Today I will walk in there and not know anything at all. It's weird. I don't know how to explain it, but I'm not worried I won't be good at it - eventually OCD will go into overdrive. All I know is that this job kicks my ass! I need like a full body massage, a bubble bath, and some chocolate chip pancakes.


It's kind of sad, but irony doesn't hang out with me. But I was given an irony from a friend in one of her classes. One of her classmates doesn't lock his doors at night because he lives in a safe neighborhood, but he sleeps with a loaded gun on his nightstand every night.


Favorite Day of the Week: Monday

Least Favorite Day of the Week: Wednesday

Longest Day of the Week: Tuesday



See, sometimes I look like a decent human being.

(It's only on Friday nights when I'm home alone)

Monday, September 21, 2009

rest yo tiny head on yo piddowwwwwwwwww



I would LOVE to argue with this, but I simply can't. I don't really listen to iTunes that much anymore and when I do it is mostly to rock out to Miley's new song "Party in the USA." It's so catchy and fun - Ali and I have a plan to get in his car and put the windows down, turn the song up RIDICULOUSLY loud, and sing at the top of our lungs. C'mon, if Ali loves a Miley song... convinced? Also, where it says "John Travolta" it is in reference to the "Hairspray" soundtrack. iTunes won't process it as that, it thinks Travolta is awesome apparently. Honestly, I am not ashamed of my music choices, this week is just a funky combination I find humorous. Maybe it defines me?

In other news, I have a very strange taste in men - if you are grumpy, older, and HOT... I'm sold. I've been sold a lot recently. But what's funny is the fact that it never amounts to anything. I'm like a 13-year-old girl dreaming about my favorite Jonas Brother or Backstreet Boy (Joe Jonas and Nick Carter). Also, people who are nice when you absolutely don't expect it is pretty attractive also. I think I am going to be a 13-year-old girl forever...

Interesting fact about me: I am learning Urdu. My BFF Ali is Pakistani and he is teaching me how to speak it. Last night I talked to his Ami on Skype. And if you're not careful, I will beat you with my dunda. :)


I am full of mother fucking win.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Oh! Bondage Up Yours!

So what is on my agenda? I have to read Jane Austen's "Emma." The whole damn thing tonight. 453 pages. Guess how many I've read? BINGO! 0! Yeah. I fail.
I don't know why I suck at reading but I do. So, I have the sparknotes and cliffnotes. I plan on watching "Clueless" and "Emma." Luckily, I have a 2L of mountain dew by my side (that I am not pouring into a glass) to help keep me going.

I can't wait to start my new job. And I can't wait to start my new job with Em! It's going to be better than the nonsense currently at the RitMar. Oh hey, it's rude and unprofessional to obsessively stare and whistle at a coworker you motherfucker.

I honestly don't have much to say right now. Nothing exciting is going on. I am still a freak and whatnot. So I am going to go chop my head off and read until my eyes bleed.

Goodnight.

Damnit! I don't have a picture!

Emma?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Move Like You're Going to Die





So, what have i learned this summer?
- I'm a bigger freak/nut than I want to admit and/or hide.
- I'm not as mean as people think, but I am ruder than I would like to be.
- I hate all of my clothes and the only clothes I can find that I like are the Miley & Max collection at Wal-Mart.
- I am a super shitty friend, but the shitty is slowly exiting.
- I look like a hipster and scenester had a baby.
- I don't have any time to deal with anyone's nonsense, but everyone has to deal with mine.
- Hello, I am a needy, double-edged sword.
- I like TV shows with numbers: "90210;" "Beverly Hills, 90210;" and "10 Things I Hate About You"
- I should get paid for crying.
- I kinda have an idea for a tattoo that I'm too afraid to be stuck with forever, so I'll keep piercing things - I'm at nine.


Hipster/Scenester Child


Don't worry, I'm still the same big forehead I've always been.

Oh hey, I have a twitter. You can try and follow me, but please understand:
- I am not a slut
- My sense of humor does not match those of normal people
- Most of the time you won't understand me
- I do not drunk tweet, I sleep and anxiety tweet
(Really, do I have rules for following me on Twitter?)

I'm going to leave you with a rap by Sambitious:

bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes. for just one dolla, they will make me holla. expecially cassandra, with an ass so nice. with just a look she'll make me cum twice. and she's mad fine, with an attitude - freshhhh. and in the hood, she's known as c-death. WERD