So, what have i learned this summer?
- I'm a bigger freak/nut than I want to admit and/or hide.
- I'm not as mean as people think, but I am ruder than I would like to be.
- I hate all of my clothes and the only clothes I can find that I like are the Miley & Max collection at Wal-Mart.
- I am a super shitty friend, but the shitty is slowly exiting.
- I look like a hipster and scenester had a baby.
- I don't have any time to deal with anyone's nonsense, but everyone has to deal with mine.
- Hello, I am a needy, double-edged sword.
- I like TV shows with numbers: "90210;" "Beverly Hills, 90210;" and "10 Things I Hate About You"
- I should get paid for crying.
- I kinda have an idea for a tattoo that I'm too afraid to be stuck with forever, so I'll keep piercing things - I'm at nine.
Hipster/Scenester Child
Don't worry, I'm still the same big forehead I've always been.
Oh hey, I have a twitter. You can try and follow me, but please understand:
- I am not a slut
- My sense of humor does not match those of normal people
- Most of the time you won't understand me
- I do not drunk tweet, I sleep and anxiety tweet
(Really, do I have rules for following me on Twitter?)
I'm going to leave you with a rap by Sambitious:
bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes. for just one dolla, they will make me holla. expecially cassandra, with an ass so nice. with just a look she'll make me cum twice. and she's mad fine, with an attitude - freshhhh. and in the hood, she's known as c-death. WERD
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Unless tears turn into diamonds, we cannot pay you. We all need to choke on our tears, don't we?
I'm a baby of the summer.
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